You really aren't too bright, are you?
Bees stung you through the suit, you flailed in response, dropping the vacuum and falling off the ladder. As you fell, you dislodged the bucket with the bees, which fell on top of you.
Your screams could be heard for miles.
Lee Robinson, who advised you not to continue, tried to catch you, but missed. And once the bees broke loose, he ran for his life. And then called 9-1-1 for you from a safe distance.
The emergency personnel tried to help you, but could not get past the bees. They called a beekeeper from a nearby town to help, but by the time he arrived, you were already past saving. Better luck next time....
Fortunately, Dead Beekeepers is a great name for a garage band....
(This is the only one of the blog entries in this series that does not reflect reality. After all, Lee didn't really run away....)
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Bees stung you through the suit, you flailed in response, dropping the vacuum and falling off the ladder. As you fell, you dislodged the bucket with the bees, which fell on top of you.
Your screams could be heard for miles.
Lee Robinson, who advised you not to continue, tried to catch you, but missed. And once the bees broke loose, he ran for his life. And then called 9-1-1 for you from a safe distance.
The emergency personnel tried to help you, but could not get past the bees. They called a beekeeper from a nearby town to help, but by the time he arrived, you were already past saving. Better luck next time....
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| Maybe the most awesome image ever. I need Windi Sebren to make me one. Stolen from this page. |
(This is the only one of the blog entries in this series that does not reflect reality. After all, Lee didn't really run away....)
Wanna try again? Click here.
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